Shiv #48 of 365 - Receipt Paper Spool

Shiv #48 - Receipt Paper Spool

We were in line at Kroger when the receipt paper spool went empty.

Of course I had to have it.

Shiv #47 of 365 - Nailer

Shiv #47 - Nailer

I don't even know 'er.

Shiv #46 of 365 - Dada #1 : Cereal Killer

Shiv #46 - Dada #1 : Cereal Killer

Just 160 calories per stabbing!

Shiv #45 of 365 - 3 Iron

Shiv #45 - 3 Iron

It's been too long since the last time I broke a golf club.

If you've never experienced such a treat, keep in mind that golf clubs are hollow and made of fairly brittle metal. If you slammed one with a hammer, it'll bend a little and split. If you outright snap one, it could throw shards, so keep your golf clubs away from eyes and faces.

:D

Shiv #44 of 365 - Broken Razor #1

Shiv #44 - Broken Razor #1

I think I can go places with this.

I mean, places other than through a metal detector.

Shiv #43 of 365 - Aluminum Knife #1

Shiv #43 - Aluminum Knife #1

Hammered aluminum bar in a Jenga block.

Love those things.

Shiv #42 of 365 - Spoon Part 2

Shiv #42 - Spoon Part 2

The spoony-bowly part of the spoon. Flattened. Sharpened.

EXCITEMENT ENTERS MAXIMUM TERRITORY.