Shiv #71 of 365 - Manicurist

Shiv #71 - Manicurist

Approximately one third of some nail clippers.

(In other news: I'm still under the weather, but Girl-Girl is on vacation. Win some, lose some.)

(Winnings and losses not in respective order.)

Shiv #70 of 365 - Severe Elephant

Shiv #70 - Severe Elephant

I stole its ivory and gave it aluminum.

Also it has a little orange button on its belly that makes it bellow like REEEAAWWRRR when it is pressed.

Thank you, Target, for your $1.00 mass-produced junk section.

Shiv #69 of 365 - Shiv'er Me Timbers

Shiv #69 - Shiv'er Me Timbers

And this brings us up to date.

I saw this little sailboat in a thrift store, and it pretty much made itself after that. Its rudder was broken off, so I gave it a new one.

A better one.

Shiv #68 of 365 - Spray Bottle Bayonet

Shiv #68 - Spray Bottle Bayonet

See, you can be like spritz spritz spritz and then stab a fool?

Shiv #67 of 365 - Nasty Screw

Shiv #67 - Nasty Screw

Remember Dirty Screw? Well, this one's nasty. :D

Shiv #66 of 365 - Toothcutter

Shiv #66 - Toothcutter

I was really looking forward to posting this one, since this marks the official point where I have less than 300 shivs left to make. But then I got sick and I didn't care much.

9 out of 10 dentists agree that this is the worst toothbrush ever.

Shiv #65 of 365 - Remote Control Bayonet

Shiv #65 - Remote Control Bayonet

I've wanted to do this shiv pretty much since the first week of the Shiv365 project.

Shiv #64 of 365 - Big Nail

Shiv #64 - Big Nail

This is a pretty fierce nail. Sometimes, a pretty fierce nail is what's needed.

Shiv #63 of 365 - Buddha's Fangs

Shiv #63 - Buddha's Fangs

I've been sick this past week and found it difficult to commit myself to playing with power tools or breathe normally, so this is back-dated to Sunday, October 25th's shiv.

What are the two most useless things in the world?

The Pope's testicles.

Fangs on the Buddha are pretty close, though.

Shiv #62 of 365 - Know What a File Is

Shiv #62 - Know What a File Is

You know what a file is?

And you know what wittles is?

You bring me, to-morrow morning early, that file and them wittles.

Shiv #61 of 365 - Unsafety Scissor #2

Shiv #62 - Unsafety Scissor #2

Part two of the broken scissors.

I made this with a lot of scrap bits, which is why it has four or five different twist ties, a barely useful length of a dowel rod, and three kinds of string holding it together.