Shiv #76 of 365 - Pain' Brush

Shiv #76 - Pain' Brush

Because like omission?

Shiv #75 of 365 - Hello Kitty Cutter

Shiv #75 - Hello Kitty Cutter

Because the other one was a poker.

Shiv #74 of 365 - Remember, Remember!

Shiv #74 - Remember, Remember!

Remember, remember, the Shivth of November!

Shiv #73 of 365 - Dental Hooligan

Shiv #73 - Dental Hooligan

Yeah, look, see? Sharpening toothbrushes is just fun, alright?

Shiv #72 of 365 - Sponge Brush

Shiv #72 - Sponge Brush

Comes in packs of like eleventy for just a couple bucks or something. Because they're awful.

Shiv #71 of 365 - Manicurist

Shiv #71 - Manicurist

Approximately one third of some nail clippers.

(In other news: I'm still under the weather, but Girl-Girl is on vacation. Win some, lose some.)

(Winnings and losses not in respective order.)

Shiv #70 of 365 - Severe Elephant

Shiv #70 - Severe Elephant

I stole its ivory and gave it aluminum.

Also it has a little orange button on its belly that makes it bellow like REEEAAWWRRR when it is pressed.

Thank you, Target, for your $1.00 mass-produced junk section.