I was in a Walgreens or something one day and noticed there were Mega Man action figures on the shelves. Being a Mega Man fanboy since ohhh 1987 or so, I figured one couldn't hurt. I saw this one figure of Zero, from the Mega Man X series, but in a black theme. I thought that looked pretty sweet and sleek on him, so I went with the Zero.
I got home and cracked open the packaging, gagging at the smell of plastic and paint and rubber, and pulled the Black Zero from his trappings. I raised his left arm to do that fist-in-the-air badass pose, and the arm promptly snapped right off in my hand.
Screw Jazwares and their crappy action figures.
In other news, this shiv puts the project at a tenth of the way to completion. Tell your friends - I'm going alllllllllll the waaaaaayyyyy.
I keep in peak ass-kicking condition by wrestling parking meters, speedbagging sacks of kittens, and stealing hearts.
I have the last four Republican presidential candidates' bumper stickers on my Honda Civic, and I drive them with pride.
I am a ladies' man, not a lady's man, which means I am into at least two women at a time. I am serious - don't swing game at me if you aren't bringing a girlfriend you won't mind seeing naked.
I am a hardcore, old school dude, through and through. I do an hour of Tai Bo every morning while listening to the original motion picture soundtrack to Dirty Dancing, then drink two raw eggs blended with a banana and go fight five live bears. I have appeared in over ten pornographic home movies ranging from The League of Extraordinary Genitals to Napoleon Dynamite Does Dallas (all available to rent, just ask me). I play bass in a Van Halen coverband called Panama Jump and we kick ass like a Jean-Claude van Damme movie.