Shiv #26 - VHS Cutter
Made entirely out of pieces of a VHS cassette.
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Friday, September 18, 2009
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Shivmeister
- BASTARDO
- I keep in peak ass-kicking condition by wrestling parking meters, speedbagging sacks of kittens, and stealing hearts. I have the last four Republican presidential candidates' bumper stickers on my Honda Civic, and I drive them with pride. I am a ladies' man, not a lady's man, which means I am into at least two women at a time. I am serious - don't swing game at me if you aren't bringing a girlfriend you won't mind seeing naked. I am a hardcore, old school dude, through and through. I do an hour of Tai Bo every morning while listening to the original motion picture soundtrack to Dirty Dancing, then drink two raw eggs blended with a banana and go fight five live bears. I have appeared in over ten pornographic home movies ranging from The League of Extraordinary Genitals to Napoleon Dynamite Does Dallas (all available to rent, just ask me). I play bass in a Van Halen coverband called Panama Jump and we kick ass like a Jean-Claude van Damme movie.