Shiv #13 - Pokey San
My aZn buddies tell me it's okay to name this one this, so eff yew if you're offended. I did my due diligence!
This is a fiercely sharpened machine screw in a fiercely mundane chopstick holder.
You see, you don't just leave your chopsticks in the bowl, because for some reason that invites spirits to om-nom-nom on your lo mein. (For the folks out there that aren't superstitious, it's because you'll inevitably bump the sticks and catapult noodles everywhere.)